Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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