I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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