Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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