is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
two words: eviction party
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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