Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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