And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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