check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I have aggressive nipples.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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