Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Randomize