Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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