I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
where are my pants?
in the oven.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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