if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm sobbing to NWA
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
