your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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