You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I hate all girls vehemently.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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