It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
