what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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