Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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