no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
don't judge my taste in strippers
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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