its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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