all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
pray to the hookup gods
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
