____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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