I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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