I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Ketchup is God's man juice
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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