How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
zippers are such a cool invention
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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