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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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