Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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