i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
