It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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