Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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