I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Houston, we have a squirter
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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