it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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