I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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