I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
organizing the empties. That sober.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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