I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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