I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
