I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
