Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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