is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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