Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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