...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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