weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
My life is pants optional.
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