apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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