I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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