I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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