Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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