It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Randomize
