Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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