This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize