im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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