Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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