i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Randomize
