So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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